ايه البيض ده ......
On a lighter note, this student gave me two goldfish as a gift for no apparent reason (Does anyone else find that at all inappropriate?).
Anyway.
They were both floating on their sides in the bowl in less than 48 hours.
Shall you ever again mention the word "marriage" anywhere in the realm of my attention, drastic unreasonable reactions will be in order and i'll make sure i give you a piece of my mind.
If i can't take care of a godlfish i can't see how i could possibly take care of a woman.
Unlike goldfish, women do not only require a steady supply of oxygen and food and clean water, but also fur and regular good sex.
How on earth can i provide that?!
Hell
How can anyone?!
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